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Sep 16 2014 6:32 pm

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Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 


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Sep 16 2014 6:30 pm

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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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Sep 16 2014 6:21 pm

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Sep 16 2014 5:59 pm

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Sep 16 2014 1:41 am

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you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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Sep 16 2014 1:41 am

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Sep 16 2014 1:40 am

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"I, a universe of atoms, an atom in the universe."

Richard Feynman (via liberatingreality)

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Sep 16 2014 1:40 am

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this is it. this is the whole show

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